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I found this story on thefreshscent and thought it was hilarious. Apparently this genius rocket scientist (yes a real rocket scientist) decided to break INTO a prison where his brother was being held to deliver drugs and other items to him that he could sell. The brother had snuck over an 8ft tall fence into the HMP (Her Majesty’s Prison) Kirkham facility.

Apparent he planned on giving the drugs to his brother and then sneaking back over the fence. Instead, while trying to climb back over, he was spotted and arrested. His goodies were also found in a trashcan, which his brother was supposed to pick up. This all sounds like a plot from Prison Break. Looks like he will be joining his brother now, maybe he’s not such a genius after all. So what was all this effort for you ask? Here is the list of goodies he tried to deliver:

1) Heroin
2) Weed
3) 18 DVDs
4) Steroids
5) 3 liters of vodka
6) 3 bottles of Southern Comfort
7) 3 bottles of Bacardi
80 cigarettes
9) 2 mobile phones
10) Calling cards
11) Phone chargers